Wow, we’ve got a whole extra day of drinking this weekend, Denton! What’re you gonna check out in lieu of this holiday? Maybe gorge on chili at The Golden Jesus on Sunday? Perhaps some great art stuff—for those sophisticates among us? Maybe you just wanna kick it on a patio and soak up the sun. Just make sure this isn’t the weekend you decide to Netflix & chill, because there’s way too much to miss. #FOMO

If there’s something you’re doing that we shouldn’t miss out on, hit us up in the comments on Facebook.

Thursday, May 26

Mountain Song, RHU, EC Jacobs & The Green Hour Residency
Andy’s Bar, 8 pm
Wanna know what you’ll be doing this Thursday? This. These local acts will blow your minds with musical awesomeness. First up is EC Jacobs & The Green Hour Residency; no stranger to the Denton stages, filling ears with ethereal sounds that are unmatched to their peers. Next is RHU, a composer, and multi-instrumentalist. That translates to: symphonic genius. Headlining is Mountain Song, a local folk outfit that could easily play with the big radio boys.

Friday, May 27

Opening Reception: “Saga”, Elinor Johansen & Zoe Berg
Brick Haus Collective, 6 pm– 9 pm
Here’s a little bit of what you’ll experience with “Saga”: “’Saga’ features work by Elinor Johansen and Zoe Berg, emphasizing paintings that depict generations of women in their family.” We’re a lucky little town to get to see these beautiful works, so don’t miss this chance.

Donella Drive, Dome Dwellers, Children of Indigo, Class Action, Biscuit Head
521 Malone St., 7 pm
Dome Dwellers has been busy playing shows all over town. Tonight is their last show before they go on tour, so let’s send ‘em off in party-style. This house show is free for all and BYOB—but drinking for 21+ only.

Bukkake Moms LAST SHOW, Filth, Sex Problem, Heavy Baby Sea Slugs, Think Skin, DJ Chris Mosley
Sprockets Bicycle Shop, 9 pm
This is a bunch of bands for only $5. Sprockets is hosting Bukkake Moms very last show (:sad emoji:), and guess what: Minneapolis’ Sex Problem is down to serenade them out. If you’re not familiar with Sex Problem, they’re sort of new wave-hyper-chill-dancey. That makes sense, right? Right.

Wharbaby Entertainment Presents: Hen and the Cocks, Novakain, Public Love Affair
Abbey Underground, 10 pm
FREE show at Abbey Underground! There’s quite a bit of hype around Hen & the Cocks, who are headlining this awesome lineup. But don’t miss the openers, because they’re gonna rock your face off, too.

Saturday, May 28

KYD Juice Crawl
Denton Downtown Square, 9 am
Need a little pick-me-up after your Friday night liver abuse? Join Karma Yoga and Denton Social Cyclists on the square for a four-juice-bar crawl. You’ll hit Cupboard, Juice Lab, Everyday Nectar, and Harvest House (did you even know they have something without alcohol?). Proceeds go to Giving HOPE, Inc.

Macramé Plant Hangers Workshop
Brick Haus Collective, 1 pm– 4 pm
Macramé is huge right now and you can learn to make your own! Cost for entry and supplies is $30 and you’ll take home your very own plant holder—obvs perfect for the green thumb. Email Brick Haus at brickhaustx@gmail.com to make a reservation.

Soul Patrol, Lovesick Mary, Hares on the Mountain 
Audacity Brew House, 6 pm
You know all those brew houses that are about to start popping up before your eyes around town? Well, Audacity helped kick-start a local beer revolution (our never-ending beer consumption helped, too). Tonight, DentonRadio.com hosts a show in their super-cool space with headliner Hares on the Mountain. Check it out—it’s free!

Cash & Respect Presents: #LetsMakeDentonGucci
RGRS, 9 pm
SO MANY ARTISTS (10 to be exact). Hip hop and rap meets for this event, forever changing how you see our little town—we’re not just all punk and folk anymore dudes. Get your ticket on Prekindle early for only five bucks, y’all.

MTN AIR, Mother Tongue
Dan’s Silverleaf, 9 pm
MTN AIR might be young in their britches as a group, but individually you’ve got some of the greatest talent in town. They’ll share the stage tonight with Mother Tongue. Cover’s $10.

Sunday, May 29

Quest for the Golden Jesus 2016
904 Bolivar St., 12 pm
It’s that time again, Denton. Get your bibs on and your chili palette ready for some o’ the best beans and meat you’ve ever put in your mouth. While you’re hanging out drinking, talking about your favorite The Dentonite articles—wink wink—listen to jams provided by The Nice Up Crew. Judging starts at 6; definitely a moment you don’t want to miss. Check it: This shit’s FREE!

Monday, May 30

 3 Year Anniversary Ride – Monday Monk Ride
The Bearded Monk, 7:30 pm
Did you know Karma Yoga hosts a yoga class on Monday nights? This week is no different, except that afterward they’re heading over to The Bearded Monk to start the bike ride; a three-year-long tradition. Enjoy a beer after the ride, too—they’ll have some for only $2.50!

Last RGRS Comedy Show
RGRS, 9 pm
Dry those Rubber Gloves goodbye tears and come have a good laugh with eight of Denton’s talented comedians. It’s a pretty good way to end your long holiday weekend, right? Cover $1–$3.